Dear Modern Family,
You are way to addictive for me. I can't stop watching.
You're deliciousness makes me happy. Thanks.
Thanks for fixing the bike trailer thingy. My ride home was so much easier.
I'm sorry that you were so sleepy for the bike ride home, and I'm sorry that I couldn't cuddle you until we got home. I love you.
Dear Annoyed Woman In The Grocery Store,
OOOOOH, that's my kid crying? I didn't realize that. Thank you for pointing that out! Seriously, you have no idea how much that helped me out. I'll make sure to put a muzzle on my kid, just like you suggested. By the way, did you realize that your hair was turning grey? And that buying diet pop and weight watchers bagels doesn't really help when you also have Key Lime Pie and 2 chocolate cakes in your cart. Jerk.
Dear Nice Lady In The Grocery Store,
Yeah, that woman was a jerk. Thanks for trying to make me feel better with your kind words of encouragement. It did help. You reminded me that for every jerk in the world, there is an equally nice person.
Dear Zehrs Employee,
Thank you for putting all the stuff that was in my cart away so that I could just leave with my kid. Who was not impressed.
Hurry up and get here so I can see my mum and dad!
Kinda love these.